Post by Madeleine Gold on Sept 26, 2008 9:51:36 GMT -5
[THE LIST:
1. Go on strike. Say school is 12 years of brainwashing without pay. Parade around for a week or so until you get your demands.
2. Draw or paste something 'obscene' on pull-down wall-maps or movie screens.
3. Have giant coughing or sneezing fits
4. Since schools have outlawed gum. Get everyone to chew gum one day. Then at a certain time, you should ALL blow a bubble and pop it. At the same time.
5. In the middle of class just get up and walk out
6. Every time thye start to talk, yawn really loud
7. Ask stupid questions that have nothing to do with what they’re teaching (eg. Why do dogs have wet noses?)
8. Play catch with a friend across the class
9. Say "Guess what?" and when they say "What" say "Chicken butt"
10. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
11. Say to the teacher, "Excuse me, but I don't get ANY of this. If you could just start over from the beginning-say, September?"
12. If you really hate the teacher, when someone comes in to evaluate them say, "You're not going to hit me again today, are you? I just got rid of my last bruise!"
13. Always raise your hand for every question, then, when called on reply with something like "Sorry, I lost my train of thought."
14. Run in and yell FIRE!! or TORNADO!! or TSUNAMI!! or LANDSLIDE!! or EARTHQUAKE!! or VOLCANO!! or RHINO!! or WAR!! or FLOOD!! or CHEMICAL SPILL!! or THE SKY IS FALLING!! or ASTEROID!! or HURRICANE!! or IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!
15. Sit in the front desk, where your teacher can see you. Then, just start scribbling in a notebook. When your teacher asks you, "What are you doing?" Reply by saying, "I'm drawing. Shouldn't you be teaching instead of looking at what I'm doing?"
16. Steal all the white-board markers and replace them with ones that won't erase
17. Organize a rousing chorus of "100 bottles of beer on the wall..."
18. If the teacher asks a question, jump up and down yelling "Pick me, pick me!" and act as if you're going to die if they don't call on you. Once they do, answer with "Orange"
19. Say, "Wait...could you repeat the last...half-hour? I wasn't paying attention."
20. Tell a substitute teacher that "Today is my last day!" get away with anything you like and of course if they start to try and stop you, put on a sad face, if that doesn’t work then burst into fake tears
21. Stick out your foot and trip the teacher.
22. Say "Seven days..." in a creepy voice.
23. Shout really random things in the middle of class. (eg. Chow Mein, Cookie, Bubble, Cow, etc.)
24. If they say "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like your not bothered. That will get them annoyed, oh, and if she says "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" again, say "Ok, ok, god, I’m going"
25. When the teacher asks you a question say "I'm sorry the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected please leave me alone and try again later, thank you."
26. Point at the wall and start laughing for no reason.
27. If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
28. Loudly tap your pencil to the tune of Jeopardy during a test.
29. Loudly tap your pencil period.
30. If you have a clicky pen, click it really fast.
31. Write the words; “I hate school” in permanent marker on your forehead.
32. Make paper signs and go on strike because you are overworked and “underpaid”.
33. Address your teacher as “boss”
34. When your teacher is yelling at you say “Yes Sergeant (insert teacher’s last name here) ” or "Sir/Ma'am yes Sir/Ma'am"
35. Keep raising your hand. Everytime the teacher recognizes you, go, Never mind.
36. When the teacher asks you a question ask her/him to repeat it. Constantly have them repeat it, and then say, "Still can't hear! I think I'm deaf!
37. Cry in class for no reason. When the teacher asks you what's wrong, go, "I don't know!"
38. When he/she asks you a question, start babbling about something else, and then at the end say 'And that's why nuclear physics is worse than Biology'
39. If a teacher calls you to their desk to talk to you about something or sends you out in the hall and comes to talk to you about your behavior, after they say one sentence say in an outraged voice "How dare you say that to me (insert teacher’s name here) !! You do know you could lose your job for saying things like that!!" then walk back to your desk.
40. When you're sent to a chair away from someone for talking to them, start talking to the people around where you were moved to, if you’re moved to a desk where you can't talk to anyone, talk to the wall! And if they send you outside of the classroom, talk to the wall! It annoys teachers to death.
41. If the teacher sends you outside, actually go outside and come bang on the window and run back inside and say, “You didn’t specify what ‘outside’ you meant.” (CHAD: This obviously only works if your class is on the first floor. If it's not then there are 59 other ways to annoy your teacher.)
42. When writing an essay, poem or story write about how pointless it is
43. Present them with a "Most Boring Teacher Ever" award
44. On the last day of school hug them & say "Finally!! Now I'll never have to deal with you again!!"
45. In class, especially if you sit on the front row, make a drawing of the words School Sucks on your paper
46. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector scream. "AHHH! MY EYES!!"
47. Start a wave
48. Switch seats every 3 minutes
49. Run to the window and say, “Sorry, I thought I saw the bat signal.”
50. Make animal noises and deny doing it.
51. Answer every question with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"
52. Read everything out loud, in a British accent
53. Use Internet Shorthand and smilies in all of your papers
54. Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
55. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
56. Write every essay backwards. Bottom to top, right to left.
57. Whistle random songs as loud as you can. If you can get different sections of the class to each whistle a different tune, it really annoys them.
58. Hand in a paper where every word is misspelled
59. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by the teacher, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell you to include footnotes.
60. Make your paper one long, never ending sentence that goes on for pages and pages and pages; use a lot of semi-colons, commas, and other interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks but never ever end the sentence.
Hahahah me and my friends have attempted this once...]
I walked into the first period class and laughed to myself when I noticed the teacher wasn't in the class yet. Smiling to myself, I sat down next to Marc, slipping a list to him. "Wanna help?" I asked and beamed at him. "I have done every single last one of these last year and never got in trouble. I had a perfect record of no detentions, suspentions, or expels. Of course, the school administration may have been afraid of my parents...but still..." I pulled out my own old and crumpled list out of my back pocket and looked it over but I knew it by heart.
1. Go on strike. Say school is 12 years of brainwashing without pay. Parade around for a week or so until you get your demands.
2. Draw or paste something 'obscene' on pull-down wall-maps or movie screens.
3. Have giant coughing or sneezing fits
4. Since schools have outlawed gum. Get everyone to chew gum one day. Then at a certain time, you should ALL blow a bubble and pop it. At the same time.
5. In the middle of class just get up and walk out
6. Every time thye start to talk, yawn really loud
7. Ask stupid questions that have nothing to do with what they’re teaching (eg. Why do dogs have wet noses?)
8. Play catch with a friend across the class
9. Say "Guess what?" and when they say "What" say "Chicken butt"
10. If you're late, quote Tolkien: "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
11. Say to the teacher, "Excuse me, but I don't get ANY of this. If you could just start over from the beginning-say, September?"
12. If you really hate the teacher, when someone comes in to evaluate them say, "You're not going to hit me again today, are you? I just got rid of my last bruise!"
13. Always raise your hand for every question, then, when called on reply with something like "Sorry, I lost my train of thought."
14. Run in and yell FIRE!! or TORNADO!! or TSUNAMI!! or LANDSLIDE!! or EARTHQUAKE!! or VOLCANO!! or RHINO!! or WAR!! or FLOOD!! or CHEMICAL SPILL!! or THE SKY IS FALLING!! or ASTEROID!! or HURRICANE!! or IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!
15. Sit in the front desk, where your teacher can see you. Then, just start scribbling in a notebook. When your teacher asks you, "What are you doing?" Reply by saying, "I'm drawing. Shouldn't you be teaching instead of looking at what I'm doing?"
16. Steal all the white-board markers and replace them with ones that won't erase
17. Organize a rousing chorus of "100 bottles of beer on the wall..."
18. If the teacher asks a question, jump up and down yelling "Pick me, pick me!" and act as if you're going to die if they don't call on you. Once they do, answer with "Orange"
19. Say, "Wait...could you repeat the last...half-hour? I wasn't paying attention."
20. Tell a substitute teacher that "Today is my last day!" get away with anything you like and of course if they start to try and stop you, put on a sad face, if that doesn’t work then burst into fake tears
21. Stick out your foot and trip the teacher.
22. Say "Seven days..." in a creepy voice.
23. Shout really random things in the middle of class. (eg. Chow Mein, Cookie, Bubble, Cow, etc.)
24. If they say "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" just walk dead slowly and act like your not bothered. That will get them annoyed, oh, and if she says "GET OUT OF THE ROOM NOW" again, say "Ok, ok, god, I’m going"
25. When the teacher asks you a question say "I'm sorry the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected please leave me alone and try again later, thank you."
26. Point at the wall and start laughing for no reason.
27. If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
28. Loudly tap your pencil to the tune of Jeopardy during a test.
29. Loudly tap your pencil period.
30. If you have a clicky pen, click it really fast.
31. Write the words; “I hate school” in permanent marker on your forehead.
32. Make paper signs and go on strike because you are overworked and “underpaid”.
33. Address your teacher as “boss”
34. When your teacher is yelling at you say “Yes Sergeant (insert teacher’s last name here) ” or "Sir/Ma'am yes Sir/Ma'am"
35. Keep raising your hand. Everytime the teacher recognizes you, go, Never mind.
36. When the teacher asks you a question ask her/him to repeat it. Constantly have them repeat it, and then say, "Still can't hear! I think I'm deaf!
37. Cry in class for no reason. When the teacher asks you what's wrong, go, "I don't know!"
38. When he/she asks you a question, start babbling about something else, and then at the end say 'And that's why nuclear physics is worse than Biology'
39. If a teacher calls you to their desk to talk to you about something or sends you out in the hall and comes to talk to you about your behavior, after they say one sentence say in an outraged voice "How dare you say that to me (insert teacher’s name here) !! You do know you could lose your job for saying things like that!!" then walk back to your desk.
40. When you're sent to a chair away from someone for talking to them, start talking to the people around where you were moved to, if you’re moved to a desk where you can't talk to anyone, talk to the wall! And if they send you outside of the classroom, talk to the wall! It annoys teachers to death.
41. If the teacher sends you outside, actually go outside and come bang on the window and run back inside and say, “You didn’t specify what ‘outside’ you meant.” (CHAD: This obviously only works if your class is on the first floor. If it's not then there are 59 other ways to annoy your teacher.)
42. When writing an essay, poem or story write about how pointless it is
43. Present them with a "Most Boring Teacher Ever" award
44. On the last day of school hug them & say "Finally!! Now I'll never have to deal with you again!!"
45. In class, especially if you sit on the front row, make a drawing of the words School Sucks on your paper
46. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector scream. "AHHH! MY EYES!!"
47. Start a wave
48. Switch seats every 3 minutes
49. Run to the window and say, “Sorry, I thought I saw the bat signal.”
50. Make animal noises and deny doing it.
51. Answer every question with a question, and reply to every statement with, "Why?"
52. Read everything out loud, in a British accent
53. Use Internet Shorthand and smilies in all of your papers
54. Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
55. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
56. Write every essay backwards. Bottom to top, right to left.
57. Whistle random songs as loud as you can. If you can get different sections of the class to each whistle a different tune, it really annoys them.
58. Hand in a paper where every word is misspelled
59. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by the teacher, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell you to include footnotes.
60. Make your paper one long, never ending sentence that goes on for pages and pages and pages; use a lot of semi-colons, commas, and other interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks but never ever end the sentence.
Hahahah me and my friends have attempted this once...]
I walked into the first period class and laughed to myself when I noticed the teacher wasn't in the class yet. Smiling to myself, I sat down next to Marc, slipping a list to him. "Wanna help?" I asked and beamed at him. "I have done every single last one of these last year and never got in trouble. I had a perfect record of no detentions, suspentions, or expels. Of course, the school administration may have been afraid of my parents...but still..." I pulled out my own old and crumpled list out of my back pocket and looked it over but I knew it by heart.
[c]MCO